Children of the Cybercorn

Remember back in the day when MySpace was the shit? Remember when we lived in caves and ate big ass mammoth steaks?

MySpace brought social networking and blogging to the mainstream. People will argue that LiveJournal did this, but only homos and douchebags use LJ. MySpace made it possible for anyone and everyone to whore themselves on the internet without having to go through the trouble of uploading nude pics of yourself to everyone of your email contacts or making a website titled lookatmeimdesperateforattention.com.

The history of MySpace is pretty simple. This hipster douche named Tom Anderson (an assumed alias I’m sure) woke up one day in a Boone’s Farm-induced stupor, pulled his cock out of his boyfriend Chris DeWolfe’s ass, and exclaimed “OMG DOOD! I just totally thought of a way to get the whole internet laid!” and SHAZZAM! MySpace was born.

For awhile, MySpace dominated the Social Network scene, allowing any Joe Schmoe to create a page to fill with half-brained blurbs, worthless blogs, and all the odd-angled camera captures you could handle. MySpace had gajillions of users while the now vastly-superior Facebook was still only available to Harvard students and the cast of Revenge of the Nerds.

As time progressed, the quality of MySpace took a huge turn for the worse. An army of 13 year olds posing as adults started making a plethora of pages, turning the site into a pedophile’s dream. The website became all about stupid “application games” like Mobsters and Vampires, and all the personal pages became more glittery than Edward Cullen’s dick. Thankfully, it was around this time the yokels at Facebook stopped being elitists and started letting normal people make sites there, free from the wasteland of preteen cleavage and fat-old-men-posing-as-young-boys MySpace had become.

Before I continue, allow me to give you some insight on Facebook’s history. Facebook was started back in 2003 by this guy who, after being laughed at and ridiculed by emo hoodrats on MySpace, decided to start his own Social Networking site. Back then it was called Facemash, and it was similar to Hot or Not in that it would allow you to judge people’s looks anonymously while also providing good beat off material for the nerdlings at Harvard, for whom the site was initially designed. There’s alot more to it than that, but due to apathy, I’m gonna cut it short. Let’s just say eventually Mark Zuckerberg got off his llama and gave Facebook to the common man.

As of September of 2006, Facebook has been available to anyone, not just Ivy League cornholes. It gave social networkers a better place to try to get pussy, with a sleeker design, easier to use functionality, and less customization options (THANK GOD!). Every page looked the same, and finally, all social networkers were considered equal.

All was well. God was pleased.

Slowly, Facebook, just as it predecessor had, slowly began a decline into shit. The cause for this can be summed up in one word: Applications.

Applications are a double-edged sword. On one hand, they’re a fun way for people who are too unintelligent to play real games to pass the time (and let’s be honest, the only people who play these apps are people who can’t tie their own shoes, let alone operate a console controller). Not everyone has a set of keys to have dangled in front of their face, or a ball of yarn to roll around, so these apps fill that void in the little mongrel’s life.

On the other hand, due to the popularity of these apps via the stupidity of the typical social network site user and their lack of intelligent thought, my Facebook (and yours too, I’m sure) are getting constant streams of spam from such gems as Vampire Wars, Farmville, and CafeWorld. It’s enough to drive a man to homicide!

Which reminds me… Farmville? Seriously? You’re so desperate for something to do that you’re playing a game that simulates working on a farm? And you don’t even get paid for it? What’s next? Sweatshopville?

This is getting way too long. Like Jim Bob Duggar should have done, I’m going to wrap this up.

Zynga is the Al-Qaeda of the internet, and those of you playing these apps are terrorists. Thanks for ruining social networking for me.

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Navy Seals - What the hell is our government thinking???

Thursday, January 14, 2010 This was sent to me in an email, but I wanted to share it with all of you. There were more pictures, but I didn’t get them all on here. Like I said, I was not there. I wish I would have been, so I could show support for our brave young Seals who are being flat out screwed by their leaders. I don’t know how else to put it.

Symptoms of Corrupting Sickness

It would be interesting to create a poll with these two photos and have people guess what’s happening.

I suspect that most would never assume anything close to the real story. It appears to be a joyous homecoming, a reuniting of mother and son. The truth is not so heart warming.

The lady in the picture is the mother of an American that was ambushed in Fallujah , Iraq. Her son was murdered. His body was dragged around in the streets of the city, then burned and hung from the upper trusses of a bridge. The murderers gathered to celebrate and have their photos taken with the trophy.

The young sailor in the picture is one of the Navy SEALs that later captured the leader of the band of terrorist butchers and brought him to justice.

If the story ended there, it would still be an acceptable feel-good, good-guys-win story. Unfortunately, that’s not the case – this Navy SEAL is facing criminal charges.

Because, somewhere along the timeline of his capture, the terrorist murderer suffered a school-yard fat lip, his captors are now being charged with nothing short of war crimes and facing discharge and imprisonment.

So, instead of celebration of justice served and heroes honored, these photos record betrayal, compounded mourning and the effects of a corrupting sickness.

This is another example of the corruption within the Obama/Holder “Injustice” Department.  Be clear the current administration is no fan of the military. How difficult would it have been for Holder to issue an order to the Military to stop the trial.  The SEAL’s were in effect offered a lower form on non judicial punishment, such as an Article 15.  In their thinking they did nothing wrong. Why accept a plea bargain when you have done nothing wrong.
What is a fat lip on a terrorist compared with the mutilation and desiccation of the bodies of the Black Water Contractors hung from the bridge? Have we forgotten Daniel Pearl? No this administration is more concerned with how the world will view us, translate (the chosen one) that a charade like this is allowed to proceed.  There is no place for political correctness or Washington conceived rules of engagement for our troops in combat. Will we ever know the results of these rules, requiring the enemy to be showing a weapon or shooting first on the number of dead trying to protect our country.  It is this exact administration that has labeled combat veterans potential terrorist.  You bet they are, when they return from eating sand in far away deserts to find out what you and your ilk in congress have done to their country, they will rage.  Of course you had a plan an Unconstitutional, one million person civilian trained corp, of Americans to eventually protect you?  It ain’t going to happen, we The People will refuse to serve you.  You are not our king, nor our master, you work for us, and we will be showing you the door in November 2012.  We believe in our Constitution and the Republic for which it stands, you sir apparently don’t. Random thoughts while observing the passing parade, J.C.

From WAVY.com: SEALs assault case goes to court NORFOLK, Va. – “It’s been very stressful,” said Navy SEAL Mathew McCabe, 24, moments after his arraignment in military court at Naval Station Norfolk Monday on charges that he allegedly mistreated an Iraqi detainee.

The mother of slain Blackwater guard Jerry Zovko drove from Ohio to give each of the accused SEALs a blessed rosary and lend them her support. “These young SEALs are in this situation because they caught the mastermind behind the death of my son, and not only my son and his co-workers but also the marines who went into Fallujah after their death,” said Donna Zovko. “I am very proud of these young SEALs and thankful to them. They did not do anything wrong.”

May I ramble a bit? Think out loud, so to speak? I’m trying to make some sense of this. What title can I give to the mentality of a people that send their best to defend the whole and then betray them?

To what shall I attribute the attitude of a people that habitually prosecute their heroes while defending their enemies? What creates a culture that allows people to vilify and isolate their most noble and deify their most corrupt?

I perceive more symptoms of a sickness, a corruption of the nation’s heart and soul. I am tempted to label it ‘liberalism’ or ‘progressivism’, but those too are just symptoms of the infection. But this is nothing new, I recognized these symptoms four decades ago in the shameful treatment of our warriors returning from Vietnam, in the acceptance of Marines bombed in Beirut, in the ho-hum yawn of media coverage of Mogadishu (Black Hawk Down), in the return to mental numbness after 9/11, prosecution of the Marines of Hadith, assault of recruiters across the country, anti-war protesters at the gates of Walter Reed Army Hospital…….

This sickness, this infection has gone untreated for far too long. Americans are a tolerant bunch. We’ve patiently waited for the ingrates among us to grow up and develop a sense of pride and awe in the greatness of America. It’s not happening.

I’m tired of waiting. I’m fresh out of tolerance. There comes a time when the treatment for an infection cannot be postponed any longer, lest the patient die. Through history how many nations have habitually betrayed their defenders and survived?

Donna and I left our home at 4:00am, Monday morning and drove to Norfolk …. We were in the company of four other patriots from the Raleigh area: Don Gray of Military Appreciation Day and NC Gathering of Eagles.

Patrick Holbrook, NC Gathering of Eagles.
Russell Pope, NCFreedom.us
and Randy Dye, Randy’s Right Blog and NCFreedom.us

We joined a hundred or more others at Gate 5 of the Norfolk Naval Base to demonstrate support for Navy SEAL Mathew McCabe.

Here are my photos.

Above: I met the SEAL’s father, Marty McCabe.

After the arraignment hearings, McCabe came out to meet his supporters

Thank You Mathew McCabe for your service to our country.

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Seven Muslims Charged with Illegal Export of Electronics to U.S.-Designated Terrorist Entity in Paraguay

ACT for America February 22, 2010 Dead terrorists tell no lies. Shoot them in the knees, throw  them in a six-foot deep hole with wild pigs they don’t get to Allah that way. Sucks to be them.  Shall we talk about water boarding? As one Jihidast martyr’s mom said to the other, they blow up so quickly don’t they?  Rules of engagement, enhanced interrogation hell let them have at least one virgin, throw in Nancy Pelosi, after ObamaCare goes down like the Titanic, she will need some serious action.  Sadly our anti-war but can’t do a damn thing about it administration is clueless that war is all about killing people and breaking stuff. Night, going to bed, J.C.

[Excerpt: "On Feb. 18, 2010, ICE special agents along with agents and officers of CBP, FBI, DOC, OFAC, and the Secret Service, executed arrest and search warrants as a result of this criminal investigation. Cedar owner Khaled Safadi and Transamerica owner Ulises Talavera were arrested in Doral, FL, Jumbo owner Emilio Gonzalez-Neira was arrested in Sunny Isles, FL, and Jomana Import Export owner Samer Mehdi is still at large. Safadi, Talavera and Gonzalez-Neira had their initial appearances today. Gonzalez-Neira was held in pre-trial detention, and Safadi and Talavera are being held in pre-trial detention pending their bond hearings, which are scheduled for Monday, March 1, 2010, at 10:00 a.m."]

FBI Miami
February 22, 2010
Department of Justice Press Release

Great job with the masking tape

Jeffrey H. Sloman, United States Attorney for the Southern District of Florida; Anthony V. Mangione, Special Agent in Charge, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Office of Investigations; John V. Gillies, Special Agent in Charge, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Miami Field Office; Harold Woodward, Director of Field Operations, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP); Michael Johnson, Special Agent in Charge, Department of Commerce (DOC); Adam J. Szubin, Director, Department of the Treasury’s, Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC); and Michael Fithen, Special Agent in Charge, U.S. Secret Service, Miami Field Office, announced the indictment of four individuals and three Miami businesses on charges involving the export of electronics to a U.S. designated terrorist entity in Paraguay. Complete Story

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MySpace Launches An Activity And Content Stream

MySpace has launched an activity and content stream, which they are calling simply the “Stream.” Previously they showed a feed of status updates from friends, but the new feature shows a lot more content, including things like music your friends are listening to on MySpace Music, video they’re watching, links they are adding, etc.

The company hasn’t formally announced the product, which sort of makes sense since they’re still playing catch up with similar features on Facebook. But it’s an important beachhead in their go-forward strategy, we’ve learned. More on that in our next post.

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While the night is still young...

Titled is just one of the many songs I feel a very deep connection to, and, an over-all feeling about the last 24 or so hours. Today, I feel my age, and then some. Yesterday I got up at around 6:30am and got to work at about 10am, which is early, but, I wanted to clean the DJ booth really good as it was a hot mess. I am not even going to go on a rant right now about how much it pisses me off that I even had to do it, though, when I say I “had” to do it, it was not required of me, but, I “HAD” to do it… Damned O.C.D.. Anyway, as I was saying, I got there at 10am and was prepared to work my shift and go home at around 7pm, and I say around because, for whatever reason, night shift DJ’s, with few exceptions, are notoriously late for work, again, no rant. I had probably 10 to 12 beers and a couple of shots throughout the day and had stopped drinking and ate my food that I brought with me at around 5:30pm so that I could drive home without being intoxicated. Well, the combination of alcohol and food and a long day meant that I was ready to go home at 7pm. It was about 6:50 that the DJ that was supposed to work that night called me, not the manager, not the general manager, and said that he was not going to be able to come to work and asked if I could call the other DJ to fill in. First off, I don’t mind doing a favor, after all, I got this guy the job, but, this is not my job to call for him. Plus, the other DJ was on the schedule to work the next morning and that just wasn’t going to work. I, being one of three DJ’s on staff, was going to have to pull a double shift and work until close.

I cannot begin to tell you how long it’s been since I had to do a double shift, and I will say at this point that I understand that I am not doing real manual labor, but, it still kicks your ass to be there for that long. I can attest to that fact because when I woke up this morning I could barely move and my head was pounding and my throat was all scratchy. Before you go and start saying something like, “well, with 10 to 12 beers and a couple of shots, I would be hung over too”, let me be clear in telling you that I was not hung over. I, in my years of drinking, have not been hung over more than, I would say, 5 times. I am not typically one that will feel bad the day after, and this was not one of those times. I really think that my general malaise was brought on by the extended hours, coupled with the atmosphere of cigarette smoke and loud music and people for over 14 hours.

I had planned on attending the 2010 Clearwater Blues Festival today with Kelly, but, as dodgy as I am feeling, I had better stick to getting my two weeks of laundry piles done and general cleaning. I don’t think that I would be very good company today anyway, but, I am going to go tomorrow instead. I am looking forward to have a couple drinks and listening to some good blues. I am usually really good at getting things done in a timely manner, but, for whatever reason, I have really been putting off going to get the laundry done. I actually have a pretty good idea as to why, and that is the fact that I have to go buy more detergent, and this will likely lead to a visit to Wal-Mart, the bane of my existence!

While the night is still young… I gotta get motivated and get it over with… so, on that note… and with one hell of a rant on the way… stay tuned!

Thanks to all of you for your continued love and support.
As always, take care and remember…

Every day is a chance to turn it all around!

- Kenny

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Google v Facebook. This time it’s personal

How Orwell would have delighted in satirising today’s tech titans’ perpetual war. Remember when Apple v Microsoft was the defining Oceania v Eurasia battle for supremacy? If so you’re experiencing a doubleplusungood false memory: both are now unimpeachable allies, working to replace Google with Bing as the iPhone’s default search provider. Likewise, you would simply be mistaken to recall Google’s chequebook-wielding flirtation with Facebook three years ago.

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Google and Facebook, as every goodthinker knows, are dangerously implacable enemies.

That war entered a venomous new stage last week, when the internet’s biggest search company announced that it had also become a Facebook-style social network. Google Buzz, launched on Tuesday, intends to turn Gmail’s 150 million users into a vast pool of shared personal information, building on similar initiatives such as Google Wave and Google Social Search.

Then it emerged last week that Google had bought the social- networking start-up Aardvark, which lets users “tap the knowledge of people in your network”. In other words, it was advancing its tanks even farther across Facebook’s lawn.

What we are witnessing is the ultimate battle for control of the internet. Google, employing the world’s smartest software engineers, has dominated the desktop-internet era for a decade through its unbeatable algorithm-based computing power. But now we’re into the mobile-internet era, Facebook intends to dominate by knowing what we are thinking, doing and intending to spend — wherever we happen to be. As Facebook’s founder Mark Zuckerberg sees it, this “social graph”, built around our friends, family and colleagues, will determine how hundreds of millions of us decide on everything from holidays to cosmetic surgeons. And with Facebook the proprietary gatekeeper — its mobile-phone applications already attracting extraordinary engagement from members — that’s a potential advertiser proposition that Google can only dream of.

It’s not that Mr Zuckerberg is still only 25 and naively arrogant that annoys Google, nor that his company has enticed swaths of senior Google talent. It’s that Facebook’s fast-growing dominance of the “social” internet threatens its rival’s entire business model. If it can sell advertisers access not just to what you’re thinking, but to where you are, who you’re with and what you plan to do, Facebook’s revenues from individually targeted “behavioural” advertising could increase exponentially. And it knows it.

“Google is not representative of the future of technology in any way,” a Facebook veteran boasted to Wired recently. “Facebook is an advanced communications network enabling myriad communication forms. It almost doesn’t make sense to compare them.”

The mobile internet changes everything — how we behave, spend, declare our intentions, and consume content. That’s why Google is pushing so aggressively its Android smartphone platform and Nexus One handsets. It’s also why Apple has helped software developers to distribute three billion iPhone apps. “That mobile device is never more than a metre or two away from my body, even when I’m asleep,” explains Android’s Eric Tseng. “It knows all my friends through contacts applications; it knows where I am because it’s got a GPS chip; what I’m doing as I’ve got my calendar on it; and it’s got all this contextual knowledge about me. That’s very powerful.”

Already 16 million Britons access the internet through their phones, with five million doing so to visit Facebook — putting it comfortably ahead of Google traffic. And we’re just at the start of this revolution: 3G mobile penetration in Western Europe rose from 17 per cent in 2007 to 29 per cent in 2009, and is forecast to reach 67 per cent next year; in Japan it is already 91 per cent. The lesson from Japan is that, unlike the desktop internet, where people are averse to paying for content, the networked mobile phone is a consumer goldmine. Morgan Stanley estimates that $43 billion was made from the mobile internet in Japan in 2008. Proportionately, Europe today is where Japan was almost a decade ago.

Why is Facebook so well positioned? Because , when all your friends are on Facebook, it makes no sense to go elsewhere.

Mr Zuckerberg’s human-powered view of the internet also taps into our yearning, as social creatures, to climb Abraham Maslow’s hierarchy of needs to attain self-actualisation: of the 400 million active Facebook users (up from 200 million last summer), half log on in any given day; they share five billion pieces of content a week and upload more than three billion photos each month. On average, they spend more than 55 minutes a day on Facebook. Those who access it via their mobile devices are “twice as active”. Now do you see why the search gurus in Google’s Mountain View headquarters are so anxious?

So it’s a slam-dunk that Facebook, quickly emerging as the repository of all human intentions, will trounce Google, right? Well, possibly — except for two teeny details. The first is money. Google has $24.5 billion in the bank, after making $6.5 billion profit in the past year. And Facebook — although Mr Zuckerberg predicted a 70 per cent revenue growth this year — only went “cashflow positive” last autumn. There’s a lot you can do with the odd $25 billion: from writing open cheques to YouTube until it can dominate the market in online TV and film distribution, to saturation- advertising its Chrome browser on London buses. Don’t be surprised if Facebook announces a public share offering soon to build a war chest.

Mr Zuckerberg’s second challenge is to convince his customers to surrender their privacy. A business based on giving advertisers access to your personal data must somehow convince you that it’s in your interests to do so: and so far, his repeated clumsy attempts have met a substantial consumer backlash. Early reactions to Buzz have also reminded Google that many of us are unhappy ceding vast amounts of personal information to a private business.

And never forget how quickly fashions change in the online ecosystem. Remember Friendster, Friends Reunited, even MySpace — owned by this newspaper’s parent, and currently struggling in between CEOs? All were the next big social thing once. That’s people for you.

You never can rely on them.

David Rowan is editor of Wired

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STUDY: Australians Are The Most Active Social Media Users In The World

I always had the perception that Americans are the most active social media users because Facebook, MySpace and Twitter are all based in the United States. However, a recent study by Nielsen proved me wrong. Apparently, Australians spend the most amount of time on social media websites as compared to any other people in the world for the month of December. Analysts at Nielsen have concluded that 9.9 million Australians on average spend nearly 7 hours per month on social media sites. This translates to a 13 minutes a day, which constitutes to 0.9% of our time everyday.

Meanwhile, the United States clinched the second placing with Americans spending an average of 6 hours and 9 minutes per month, followed by the United Kingdom (6 hours and 7 minutes), and then Italy (6 hours). To my dismay, Japan, which is one of the most technological-savvy countries in the world, only managed to hit 2 hours and 50 minutes, far behind the Oceania, American and European leaders. On the hand, Brazil, the only developing country in the list, made it to the sixth placing with 31.3 million Brazilians surfing Facebook and Twitter for 4 hours and 33 minutes in December last year.

The study also noted that Americans continue to spend more time on social networking and blog sites as well, with total minutes increasing 210% year-over-year and the average time per person increasing 143% year-over-year in December 2009. The top five most popular social media sites in December are Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, Classmates and LinkedIn. Among these sites, Twitter has been touted as “the fastest-growing in December 2009 in terms of unique visitors”, increasing 579% year-over-year, from 2.7 million unique visitors in December 2008 to 18.1 million in December 2009.

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